Saturday, October 27, 2012

Meditations on Undergrad IV: Sh*t Wake Forest Alumni Say

“Y’all talkin’ ‘bout them glory days?” (actual quote)

“Gotta make a Bud Light run!”

“I slept in Calloway for a week during exams junior year.”

“You’ve NEVER been to Lovefeast?!”

“Bless her heart, she went to a state school.”

“When I was your age, we went to the Orange Bowl.”

 “Elon and High Point are so pretentious.”

“I was completely devastated when they cut down the trees on the Quad.”

“Nothing like the Dixie Classic to remind you what normal people look like.”

“ROMNEY/RYAN 2012.”

 “Remember when Subway was only open until 2 am?”

“I’m going to start tailgating five hours before kickoff, but I’ll be home by the time the game starts.”

“I forgot how much I hate critter pants.”

 “F***ing Jimmy Newman.”

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