10. Sandra Bullock movies are in order.
9. Or you can rebel against chick flicks by watching Braveheart… duh. Always a winner.
8. If you’re single, you can bask in the glory of eschewing relationship drama every day of the year. It might be the greatest feeling in the world.
7. Along the same lines, you can make fun of all the mushy statuses and wall-to-walls on Facebook, or at least use them as an excuse to drink.
6. But if you really, really, hate being reminded you’re single, you have the next 364 days to maintain your sense of denial.
5. This holiday is another reason to cuddle, if you needed one.
4. You can wake your roommate up by playing J-Biebs and she can’t kill you… because it’s Valentine’s Day!
3. This is a holiday based entirely around chocolate. You can let the beach bod go for a day, right?
2. Or two. Tomorrow all the leftover candy goes on sale.
1. You can put off that English paper because you’re composing this obviously very important list.
Happy Valentine's Day, Wake Forest!
Best list ever!
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